fuckyeahdementia:

wait i can explain

fuckyeahdementia:

wait i can explain

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project-evangelion:

Neon Genesis Evangelion in 1995 and 2007

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mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

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scienceyoucanlove:

It’s official folks (well…as soon as Gov. Brown signs it!): The single-use plastic bag is BANNED in the great state of California! #SB270 passed the Senate just now, 22-15. HALLELUJAH, and THANK YOU for all your support over the years!http://www.healthebay.org/blogs-news/calif-assembly-oks-statewide-plastic-bag-ban 
through Heal the Bay

scienceyoucanlove:

It’s official folks (well…as soon as Gov. Brown signs it!): The single-use plastic bag is BANNED in the great state of California! #SB270 passed the Senate just now, 22-15. HALLELUJAH, and THANK YOU for all your support over the years!

http://www.healthebay.org/blogs-news/calif-assembly-oks-statewide-plastic-bag-ban
 

through Heal the Bay


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kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

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anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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batreaux:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

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*headstrong by trapt plays*

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penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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gooftroopin:

me:

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you:

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